Saturday, January 12, 2008

Canada EMS - Canada EMT - Canada Paramedics

Canada does EMS and they do it well. Canadian paramedics know their stuff. www.MyRealHeroes.com has a few really great gifts for EMS professionals in Canada.

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

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The Real 911 Theory Exposed!!!!!!

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The Real 911 Theory Exposed!!!!!!

The theory is that alot less people would have perished if the firemen wouldn’t have clogged the doors at the World Trade Center.

I have personally heard from a firemen that most of the guys on duty in his firehouse were still sleepping when the alarms went off and that they were in fact recovering from a pig roast the night before where he said they ate like “wadnt nobodies buniss” he also said “that pig didn’t last long - dats fer sure”.

After listening to this derelect I started to do some investigating, here are some interesting facts:

1. A good majority of firemen are High School educated, alot have G.E.D’s, and a small percentage had a degree - mostly in Criminal Justice.

2. Most are wannabe cops.

3. This group in general are very unambitious as a whole and it doesn’t seem to bother them that they have doomed themselves and their families to a paycheck to paycheck existance - blue collar at it’s best.

4. Up to 75% are bedwetters.

5. On an I.Q. scale are just below Public Works employees as a whole (Garbage men - Mostly Black)

6. Prefer beer over anything else.

7. Prefer Pick up trucks with firman stickers.

8. Can mostly be spotted in public by their burly appearance Ex. fat, bad hair cut, unshaven, if you see someone matching that description lookk for him to be wearing a tight gut fititng Tshirt with a fire department emblem or hat that has the same.

Now to the theory.

It is well documented that hundreds of firefighters lost thier lives during the terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center and that thousands of civilians also perished.

Survivors accounts from people that got out of the buldings before they collapsed reported that as they ran out - a mad rush of firemen came bumbling in scared out of thier wits. They immediately went in the doors and started yelling for everyone to calm down. Once the firemen saw how much destruction was going on and the fate that awaited them they panicked. In the ensuing panic they (hundreds) all tried to get out at the same time and because of their sedentary lifestyle of pig pickin and beer drinking they clogged the doors and prevented not only themselves from escaping but hundreds if not thousands of people from escaping. The clog was so bad you almost couldn’t see any smoke coming out. After the buildings collapsed the first 3 floors were examined and filled with nothing but firemen all turned the wrong way (down). As a whole though we needed some good to come of this terrible tragety so the media declared them heroes, it is known in groups though that meet regularly that it wasn’t the fire departments fault but that they did contribute to a small majority of deaths.

As a group we want this acknowledged and we also want better standards in hiring and physical fitness. Next time you see one beggin for a nickel on the street corner lob a penny to him and notice how out of shape they are, if they aren’t fat lob him a nickel.

More to come


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Monday, January 07, 2008

What is the Thin Red Line?

Firemen Thin Red Line 2.25" Button

A simple symbol to show respect and honor to the fallen, and to illustrate the thin red line of heroes protecting us day and night.





It has a duel meaning: The Thin Red Line is simple symbol to show honorable respect to our fallen firefighter heroes, and to illustrate the thin red line of firemen protecting us day and night.

Sunday, January 06, 2008

ESL Sucks


ESL Sucks - Period !

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Teach Your Kids In English


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ESL is an acronym that is used primarily in educational settings and stands for English as a Second Language. It refers to teaching English to a person whose native or primary language is one other than English. Education laws in the United States require schools to provide ESL instruction in the classroom to any and all enrolled students whose primary language is not English.

The need for ESL programs to help U.S. students achieve educational proficiency standards in school is evident from the 2000 census, which found that close to 1 in 5 United States citizens spoke a language other than English at home. While this does not imply that those people do not also speak English, the census also found that roughly 10% spoke English either less than fluently or not at all. The primary language of these individuals was Spanish.

ESL programs in elementary and secondary school are advancing to meet the needs of the young people in the U.S. who need to learn English for proficiency success in school. ESL programs for adults are also advancing, but at a different rate and for different purposes. In public schools, ESL programs must meet certain state and federal requirements.

Many ESL programs for early childhood and elementary education focus on the English alphabet and phonetics through a combination of visual and auditory presentation. Computers in the classrooms play a large role in implementing ESL programs for students of all ages. ESL curriculum may vary from state to state, but all states are required to provide ESL learning programs within the guidelines of federal mandates for education, including No Child Left Behind. The Internet also provides valuable resources for ESL reinforcement, especially to parents of young children, as numerous sites provide printable worksheets and games that help reinforce English basics. Further, numerous ESL programs for adults are becoming widely available at community colleges and through distance learning programs.

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Saturday, January 05, 2008

Cops Are Heroes - Firefighters Are Not!


Bow Hunters Kick Ass



Archery is the practice of using a bow to shoot arrows. Archery has historically been used in hunting and combat and has become a precision sport. A person practicing archery is called an archer, and one who is fond of or an expert at archery is sometimes called a toxophilite.

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Friday, January 04, 2008

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